Culture

William the Great.
One song prevails in most pubs and bars, often coming with varying lyrics. A few of the renditions below:

Willie of enormous girth
"See the Willie of Enormous Girth""On its Tip it holds the Earth.""Its movement slow, but with a smack.""He holds us all within his sack.""'On its shaft all vows are made;""It sees the truth but mayn't aid.""It loves the land and loves the sea,""And makes B'hrian the king he be."

Den tjocke stock, a dwarvish rendition.
"Se stor stock som hänger där.""Och på dess topp den världen bär.""Dess tårar läska trots dess beska""Den håller oss alla i sin väska.""På dess skaft den bär vår ed.""Den ser allt sant men aldrig led.""Den älskar sten och havet lika.""Gör dvärgar all till folket rika."